Do Unto Others, Then Run

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.