Dirt Makes A Man Look

I Often Talked To Bing Crosby, And While I Liked Him, I Never Understood Why He Was So Popular. To Me His Voice Was Just A Gimmick.

I Have Not Been That Wise. Health I Have Taken For Granted. Love I Have Demanded, Perhaps Too Much And Too Often. As For Money, I Have Only Realized Its True Worth When I Didn't Have It.

I Know When I'm Working I Seldom Get Into Trouble. My Educated Guess Is That Boredom Has Caused Most Of The Problems With Hollywood Celebrities.

Let Any Pretty Girl Announce A Divorce In Hollywood And The Wolves Come Running. Fresh Meat For The Beast, And They Are Always Hungry.

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.