Despite The Fact That Feminists

With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air Of Bravado, Which Is Basically A Defence Mechanism, I Think. Clever Creatures, Women. Very Clever.

Funny Thing How You First Meet The Woman That You Marry. I First Met The Wife In A Tunnel Of Love. She Was Digging It.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

I Went To My Doctor And Asked For Something For Persistent Wind. He Gave Me A Kite.

I Knew I'd Chosen The Wrong Airline When I Noticed The Sick Bag Had The Lord's Prayer On It.