Deja Moo: The Feeling That

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

I Inherited A Painting And A Violin Which Turned Out To Be A Rembrandt And A Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt Made Lousy Violins And Stradivarius Was A Terrible Painter.