Two Cannibals Eating A Clown.

A Man Goes To A Fancy Dress Party Dressed Only In His Y-fronts. A Woman Comes Up To Him And Says "what Are You Supposed To Be?" The Man Says "a Premature Ejaculation." "what?" Says The Woman. The Man Explains "i've Just Come In My Pants."

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!