So I Rang Up A

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

And The Back Of His Anorak Was Leaping Up And Down, And People Were Chucking Money To Him. I Said 'do You Earn A Living Doing That?' He Said 'yes, This My Livelihood.'

A Man Walked Into The Doctor's, The Doctor Said 'i Haven't Seen You In A Long Time' The Man Replied, 'i Know I've Been Ill'.

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rather Rough Bar, Not Looking For Any Trouble. Unfortunately, One Was A Salted.