I Went To The Dentist.

So I Rang Up A Local Building Firm, I Said 'i Want A Skip Outside My House.' He Said 'i'm Not Stopping You.'

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

So I Said To This Train Driver "i Want To Go To Paris". He Said "eurostar?". I Said "i've Been On Telly But I'm No Dean Martin".