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So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

So I Was In Tesco's And I Saw This Man And Woman Wrapped In A Barcode. I Said "are You Two An Item?"

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."