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If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.