I'm Not A Heavy Drinker,

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.

My Life Really Has Been One Long Extravaganza.

I Don't Believe In Astrology. The Only Stars I Can Blame For My Failures Are Those That Walk About The Stage.