He's Completely Unspoiled By Failure.

I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens Too, Just One Cow, With A Wistful Moo.

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And Then I've Thought Again.

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.