Could Be Worse... Could Be

Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.

I Don't Know Any Jokes, Which Is Embarrassing. I Wish I Did.

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

I Don't Want To Be A Director. I Want To Direct. There's A Difference.