Money Can't Buy Poverty.

I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.

I Don't Want To Be A Director. I Want To Direct. There's A Difference.

Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.

He Made Us Laugh, He Took My Pain Away. I Love You, Lauretta.

I Don't Know Any Jokes, Which Is Embarrassing. I Wish I Did.