I Don't Know Any Jokes,

Money Can't Buy Poverty.

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

I Don't Know Any Jokes, Which Is Embarrassing. I Wish I Did.

I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.