Cooking Well Doesn't Mean Cooking

The Only Time To Eat Diet Food Is While You're Waiting For The Steak To Cook.

One Of The Important Requirements For Learning How To Cook Is That You Also Learn How To Eat.

I Love Good, Fresh Food Cooked By Someone Who Knows What He's Doing.

The Best Way To Execute French Cooking Is To Get Good And Loaded And Whack The Hell Out Of A Chicken.

But I Was A Pure Romantic, And Only Operating With Half My Burners Turned On.