A Wall Is A Very

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

Today's Art Has Been Cancelled Due To Police Activity.

People Who Get Up Early In The Morning Cause War, Death And Famine.

If Michaelangelo Or Leonardo Da Vinci Were Alive Today They’d Be Making Avatar, Not Painting A Chapel.

As Far As I Can Tell The Only Thing Worth Looking At In Most Museums Of Art Is All The Schoolgirls On Daytrips With The Art Departments.