As Far As I Can

You Live In The City And All The Time There Are Signs Telling You What To Do And Billboards Trying To Sell You Something.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

The Greatest Crimes In The World Are Not Committed By People Breaking The Rules But By People Following The Rules. It's People Who Follow Orders That Drop Bombs And Massacre Villages.

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than Someone Who Wants To Make The World A Better Place.

Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.