Charm Is To A Woman

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.