Charlie Sheen Has The Potential

The Paramedic Called The Press And Sold Me Like A Loaf Of Bread. This Was News, And He Wanted To Be The One To Report It.

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

I Think My Passion Is Misinterpreted As Anger Sometimes. And I Don't Think People Are Ready For The Message That I'm Delivering, And Delivering With A Sense Of Violent Love.

My Success Rate Is 100 Percent. Do The Math.

The Run I Was On Made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, All Of Them Look Like Droopy-eyed Armless Children.