Touch My Children And I

I Have Defeated This Earthworm With My Words. Imagine What I Would Have Done With My Fire Breathing Fists.

When Friends Asked Me, Can We Help? I'd Say, Not Unless You Can Alter Time, Speed Up The Harvest Or Teleport Me Off This Rock. I Used That Line From Star Wars.

I Think I Have A Duty As A Recovering Guy To Help, To Make My Knowledge Of What I Went Through Accessible.

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

Let's Talk About Something Exciting. Me.