From My Big Beautiful Warlock

I Am Grandiose Because I Live A Grandiose Life; What’s Wrong With That?

Dad Almost Died Of A Heart Attack In The Middle Of Making Apocalypse Now, The Biggest Movie Of His Life. It Doesn't Make You Want To Jump Into That Business.

Sometimes The Right Choice Seems Great At The Moment, But Then Suddenly It's As If Somebody Detonated A Suicide Bomb.

I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.

When Friends Asked Me, Can We Help? I'd Say, Not Unless You Can Alter Time, Speed Up The Harvest Or Teleport Me Off This Rock. I Used That Line From Star Wars.