Certain Things Should Be Yours

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

Certain Things Should Be Yours To Have When You Work Your Way To The Top.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.