This Is The Big One!

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.