Certain Things Are Complete Superstition

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give It Enough Time, The Public, The Reviewers Will Allow You To Satirize It. Which Is Rather Ridiculous, When You Think About It.

Marijuana Is Rejected All Over The World. Damned. In England Heroin Is Alright For Out-patents, But Marijuana? They'll Put Your Ass In Jail. I Wonder Why That Is? The Only Reason Could Be: To Serve The Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, Which Is A Dirty Word In Christian Culture.

My Only Challenge Was To Tell My Truth, Man... Figure Out What I Had To Say. These Days, It's Not Enough To Boost That Roomful Of Strangers. The Young Comic Spends All Their Time Trying To Sound Different From The Million Other Jokesters Grabbing For The Mic.

Once The Country Was Settled And Built, The Bosses Changed The Order From A Stack Of Educated Workers To A Barrel Of Minimum Wage Lottery Dreamers.

A Lot Of People Say To Me, 'why Did You Kill Christ?' I Dunno, It Was One Of Those Parties, Got Out Of Hand, You Know.