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Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

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The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

Every Tribe Needs A Good Front Man To Sell The Program. Who Better To Convince The Middle East To Give Up The Oil, Than A Brown Man With A Muslim Name?

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