Sex And Obscenity Are Not

I Was Surprised When Nixon Passed The Test And Showed Up In Heaven, But, I Guess Hitler Threw Off The Curve For Our Century.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

Every Day People Are Straying Away From The Church And Going Back To God.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.