Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.