But She Loves Me. Me.

Within Chaos Lies Opportunity.

Maybe She Was Drunk - The Woman Never Could Drink. One Little Sniff Of Tequila And She Was Off Into Some Blonde La-la Land.

Lies Don't Fix Things. They Don't Even Make Things Easier, At Least Not In The Long Run. Best To Tell The Truth And Then Clean Up An Honest Mess.

Nice Dress Zoey. It Looks Just Like Mine. Oh, Wait! It Used To Be Mine. Aphrodite Laughed A Throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid Laugh. I Really Hate It When Girls Do That.i Mean, Yes, She's Older, But I Have Boobs, Too.

Becky Renee Apple - Can You Believe Her Mom Named Her That And Then Had All Of Her Sweaters Monogramed With 'bra'?