But She Loves Me. Me.

But Sometimes You Gotta Do Stuff You Don’t Want To Do.

If I Died, Would It Get Me Out Of My Geometry Test Tomorrow? One Could Only Hope.

No Matter What Bullshit You Heard, Hes Still Mine! He'll Always Be Mine

If You're Too Scared To Put Your Dreams, Thoughts, Desires, Fantasies On Paper And Share Them With The World, Then Being An Author Isn't The Right Career For You.

He Was Chugging Brown Pop From A Can Jack Had Handed Him While He Stuffed Nacho Cheese Doritos In His Face. I Was Glad To See He Looked Lots Better, Almost Completely Like Himself, Which Proves Doritos And Brown Pop Really Are Health Foods.