. . . But Mostly,

The Ultimate In Longevity Is The Christmas Fruitcake. It Is A Cake Made During The Holidays With Fruits That Make It Heavier Than The Stove It Is Cooked In.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

I'm Going To Stop Punishing My Children By Saying, “never Mind! I'll Do It Myself.

Grandmas Can Shed The Yoke Of Responsibility, Relax And Enjoy Their Grandchildren In A Way That Was Not Possible When They Were Raising Their Own Children. And They Can Glow In The Realisation That Here Is Their Seed Of Life That Will Harvest Generations To Come.

If You Can't Make It Better, You Can Laugh At It.