Time. It Hangs Heavy For

If I Had My Life To Live Over I Would Have Burned The Pink Candle Sculpted Like A Rose Before It Melted In Storage.

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat.

There Is A Thin Line That Separates Laughter And Pain, Comedy And Tragedy, Humor And Hurt.