Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.