First Off, I Am 35

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.

I Live In A Van Down By The River.

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.