God Designs People's Emotions So

Why Aren't You Signed Up For The 401k? I'd Never Be Able To Run That Far.

You Can Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of The General Public.

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

I Had Several Different Bosses During The Early Years Of 'dilbert.' They Were All Pretty Sure I Was Mocking Someone Else.

I Think You Should Live Your Life So That The Maximum Number Of People Will Attend Your Funeral.