Why Aren't You Signed Up

When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of View?

I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.

This Happens To Me: I Have This Great Idea And Then I Make The Mistake Of Telling Someone Else.

As A Fan, I'm Distraught, But As A Cartoonist Looking At New Vacant Spaces In 2400 Newspapers, Well, Behind Me, My Cats Are Dancing A Conga Line.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.