Blessed Are The Cracked, For

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns