Whatever It Is, I'm Against

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.