Blame The Guy Who Doesn't

Youth Is Quick In Feeling But Weak In Judgement.

I Hate To Tell Again A Tale Once Fully Told.

Union Rule 26: Every Employee Must Win 'worker Of The Week' At Least Once, Regardless Of Gross Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor.

One Who Contends With Immortals Lives A Very Short Life.

But Curb Thou The High Spirit In Thy Breast, For Gentle Ways Are Best, And Keep Aloof From Sharp Contentions.