Kids Are Great. You Can

It Never Was Our Guise To Slight The Poor, Or Aught Humane Despise.

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.

The Wordy Tale, Once Told, Were Hard To Tell Again.

When A Woman Says Nothing's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong. And When A Woman Says Everything's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong! And When A Woman Says Something's Not Funny, You'd Better Not Laugh Your Ass Off!

Without A Sign, His Sword The Brave Man Draws, And Asks No Omen, But His Country's Cause.