Oh, Everything Looks Bad If

The Glorious Gifts Of The Gods Are Not To Be Cast Aside.

Why, You Could Wake Up Dead Tomorrow

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

Nothing In The World Is So Incontinent As A Man's Accursed Appetite.

Short Is My Date, But Deathless My Renown.