Being A Good Husband Is

If You've Got A Bloodstain On Your T-shirt, Maybe Dirty Laundry Isn't Your Biggest Problem.

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

I Love Being A Dad. I Just Love It.

So Let Me Get This Straight. You Find Yourself In The Kitchen. You See An éclair In The Receptacle... And You Think To Yourself: "what The Hell, I'll Just Eat Some Trash."

Wise Is What You Want To Be. Smart Is Easy Compared To Wise.