I Love Being A Dad.

Maybe If We Lie Down Our Brains Will Work.

Men, As An Organization, Are Getting More Women Than Any Other Group Working Anywhere In The World. Wherever Women Are, We Have Men Looking Into It.

Having A 2 Year Old Is Like Having A Blender That You Don't Have The Top For.

I Love Advertising Because I Love Lying. I Think Spending Your Life Trying To Dupe Innocent People Out Of Hard-won Earnings To Buy Useless, Low-quality, Misrepresented Items And Services Is An Excellent Use Of Your Energy.

The Best Revenge Is Living Well.