Being A Comedian Is A

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

Are We So Desperate For Entertainment That We Will Fall For A Trickless Magician?? Saw A Woman In Half. Pull A Rabbit Out Of A Hat. Do Something! What Tricks Does This Guy Have? "i'm In A Box...and I Ain't Gonna Eat.". "i'm In A Box... And I Ain't Gonna Eat!!" That Ain't No Trick! That's Called Living In The Projects!

I Love Black People, But I Hate Niggers.