Before You're A Mom You

Having A Crying Baby Is Inspiration To Get The Job Done Quickly.

The Only Important Thing In This Life Is To Figure Out How To Use The Experiences That You Have To Make The World A Better Place.

I've Always Known I Was Adopted.

I'm Very Self-conscious Having My Picture Taken, So I Clown Around. My Driver's License Photo Looks Like A Blonde Elvis.

When I Was 8, My Favorite Toy Was A Stapler. My Brother Was Afraid Of Me.