Baseball Begins In The Spring,

The Truth Is, Pavlov's Dog Trained Pavlov To Ring This Bell Just Before The Dog Salivated.

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Here's A Bumper Sticker I'd Like To See... 'we Are The Proud Parents Of A Child Who Has Resisted His Teacher's Attempts To Bend Him To The Will Of His Corporate Masters'.

I'm Offering A Special Prize For The First Buick On The Moon.

I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.