Baseball Begins In The Spring,

In Tv Today, You Can Say I Pricked My Finger, But You Can't Say It The Other Way Around.

I Hope No One Asks Me To Show Them The Ropes; I Have No Idea Where They Are. Maybe I Could Pull Some Strings And Find Out.

The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. We Are.

I Think There's A Little More Attention To Human Needs Than To Property Rights. But I Don't Think Much Of Political Activism. It's So Shortsighted. Most People Are Interested In Their Own Personal Comfort. I've Said That About Environmentalists. I Think They Care About Bike Paths And Places To Park Their Volvos, Not The Planet As An Abstraction.

There's A Humorous Side To Every Situation. The Challenge Is To Find It.