Life Is A Zero Sum

I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, 'where's The Self-help Section?' She Said If She Told Me, It Would Defeat The Purpose.

What Do Dogs Do On Their Day Off?; Can't Lie Around – That's Their Job!

Why Do Overlook And Oversee Mean Opposite Things?

I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.

At 68 I'm Every Age I Ever Was. I Always Think Of That. I'm Not Just 68. I'm Also 55 And 21 And Three. Oh Especially Three.