My Left Descending Septal Branch

Some People See The Glass Half Full. Others See It Half Empty. I See A Glass That's Twice As Big As It Needs To Be.

I Don't Own A Camera, So I Travel With A Police Sketch Artist.

If We Could Just Find Out Who's In Charge, We Could Kill Him.

Conservatives Say If You Don't Give The Rich More Money, They Will Lose Their Incentive To Invest. As For The Poor, They Tell Us They've Lost All Incentive Because We've Given Them Too Much Money.

The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. We Are.