Life Is Not Measured By

If A Pig Loses Its Voice, Is It Disgruntled?

Although The Photographer And The Art Thief Were Close Friends, Neither Had Ever Taken The Other's Picture.

Political Discourse Has Been Reduced To "where's The Beef?" "read My Lips," And "make My Day." Where Are The Assassins When We Really Need Them?

Next Time You See Someone Sleeping, Make Believe You're In A Science Fiction Movie. And Whisper, 'the Creature Is Regenerating Itself.'

The Status Quo Sucks.