Athletes Become Our Heroes, Because

I've Got Mad Energy For Days. That's What People Can't Get Their Minds Around. They Say, 'oh, He's Going To Crash.' They Try To Apply All These Common Terms To A Guy Who Is Not Common. I Don't Fit Into Their Little Box.

I Just Didn't Believe I Was Like Everybody Else. I Thought I Was Unique.

From My Big Beautiful Warlock Brain, Welcome To 'sheen's Korner' ... You're Either In My Corner, Or You're With The Trolls.

I Don't Have Time For Their Judgement And Their Stupidity And You Know They Lay Down With Their Ugly Wives In Front Of Their Ugly Children And Look At Their Loser Lives And Then They Look At Me And They Say, 'i Can't Process It' Well, No, You Never Will Stop Trying, Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Show. You Know?

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.