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I Don't Want To Get High With My Kids, Because Then Everything Is Different Forever. That's So Stupid, I Think.

I'm Kind Of Old-fashioned In A Lot Of Ways. I Prefer Mano A Mano. Even If You Have Two Girls In The House, It's Not Like We're Together All The Time. But I Need Variety.

You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life, And It Looks Like A Non-stop 24/7 Party. But What Do You Do When You Get To The End Of The Internet And There's Nothing Left To Buy? There's Just A Picture Of Wayne Newton Flipping You Off.

I Know That Sounds Arrogant, But You Can't Not Be Special And Have A 30-year Career.

Let's Talk About Something Exciting. Me.