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Im Not Reckless. I Was Never Reckless.

I Damaged All The Complicated Bits Of The Brain To Do With Processing And Emotional Control. I Was Prey To Every Single Emotion That Swept Over Me And I Couldn't Deal With It. I Had To Re-learn Things From Scratch.

I've Been In A Car Three Or Four Times When It Filled With Water And It's Not A Comfortable Feeling.

Mothers Will Be Fishing Kids Out Of Obscure Cubby-holes For Years!

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.